The World According To Beezus


My name is Bri but my nickname is Beezus (only to some people) i like a lot of things and i love daisies :) ♥ and my boyfriend Zac :) ♥

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  • Purple: 10 facts about my room.
  • Blue: 9 facts about my family.
  • Green: 8 facts about my body.
  • Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood.
  • Orange: 6 facts about my home town.
  • Red: 5 facts about my best friend.
  • Pink: 4 facts about my parents.
  • White: 3 facts about my personality.
  • Grey: 2 facts about my favorite things.
  • Black: 1 fact about the person I like.

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  • Doctor: Are you sexually active?
  • Me: Ha
  • Me: Hahahaha
  • Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  • Me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
  • Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
  • Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
  • Me: FORGET THAT, JESUS TAKE THE WHOLE CAR
  • Me: Hahaha
  • Me: Haaa....
  • Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
  • Me: No, no I am not.

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trsdaily:

The Ready Set — Give Me Your Hand (Best Song Ever)

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rawrrimtheexoticmonstahh:

unless there really hot and i mean like woe drop dead gourgous then i dont care either way…i mean come on im not going to look good all the time 

rawrrimtheexoticmonstahh:

unless there really hot and i mean like woe drop dead gourgous then i dont care either way…i mean come on im not going to look good all the time 

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WHEN SOMEONE DOESN’T TEXT ME BACK

sodamnrelatable:

I’M JUST LIKE:

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cor-y:

Literally me lol

cor-y:

Literally me lol

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so today was my last day of high school

pizzaisg0d:

hell. 

FUCKING.

YES.

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i would love to make some new internet friends

pizzaisg0d:

too bad i’m awkward as fuck 

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Coming into the bathroom after someone took a massive dump

sodamnrelatable:

“Motherfucker didn’t even use air freshener!”

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