Invade my privacy.
- Purple: 10 facts about my room.
- Blue: 9 facts about my family.
- Green: 8 facts about my body.
- Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood.
- Orange: 6 facts about my home town.
- Red: 5 facts about my best friend.
- Pink: 4 facts about my parents.
- White: 3 facts about my personality.
- Grey: 2 facts about my favorite things.
- Black: 1 fact about the person I like.
- Doctor: Are you sexually active?
- Me: Ha
- Me: Hahahaha
- Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- Me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
- Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
- Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
- Me: FORGET THAT, JESUS TAKE THE WHOLE CAR
- Me: Hahaha
- Me: Haaa....
- Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
- Me: No, no I am not.
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The Ready Set — Give Me Your Hand (Best Song Ever)
unless there really hot and i mean like woe drop dead gourgous then i dont care either way…i mean come on im not going to look good all the time
Coming into the bathroom after someone took a massive dump
“Motherfucker didn’t even use air freshener!”
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“Motherfucker didn’t even use air freshener!”